I should not be allowed to own any white clothing. Especially skirts. Especially when I'm eating at Jimmy Johns.
The cool place to hang out is in front of Smith's on the display patio furniture whilst smoking a Virginia Slim. Oh yeah, you have to be an employee to be able to hang out there. And clocked in. Very exclusive.
A Fine Frenzy's new album A Bomb in a Birdcage is a MUST HAVE.
A 2002 Galant is so much more bearable to drive when there are all four hubcaps on the tires.
And those are a few things, ladies and gents, that I know for sure.
Cheerio.
